by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023
Get the Corbin Johnson.mug. He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.
Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.
by RodtheMan November 23, 2021
Get the Rodrick Jay Johnsonmug. Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
Get the Johnson's Johnson Saucemug. by Utility leader March 4, 2019
Get the unibrow johnsonmug. Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.
by BBCSins November 24, 2021
Get the Johnsonmug. A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
Get the Russian Johnsonmug. After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.
by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025
Get the Johnson Jinglemug.