"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
Get the butt squirrel mug.squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
Get the squirrel sauce mug.It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!
by amywarhol March 4, 2017
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Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
by Drone24601 August 6, 2022
Get the Squirrel Morning mug.Man: Hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.
by Cecilianumber1 October 29, 2012
Get the Squirreling mug.A goofy person. Kinda mentally not ok, but who cares? They're a joy to be around, can be hyper, or like lowkey chill flirty kinda shit. Squirrels are a joy to be around, caring, and just full of love in their hearts. Find yourself a squirrel.
Person 1: I heard their name is squirrel.
Person 2: I heard it was just a nickname.
Person 1: eh, who cares. They're cool.
Person 2: I heard it was just a nickname.
Person 1: eh, who cares. They're cool.
by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 29, 2022
Get the Squirrel mug.One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.
Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.
Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.
by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021
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