Jason is tall and skinny has is strong. He likes to fight. He likes this on girl named Kendall and can't get over girls he likes. Has brown hair and plays sports and a trumpet. Is smart and good looking.
Jason is smart.
by Avdoc November 07, 2018
Get the Jason mug.Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.
Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.
Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jason 《¤》 Mantzoukas 《¤》 Jason 《¤》 mug.“Jason Berry” – noun
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
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Get the Jason mug.The coolest dude you’ll ever meet. He’s kind of an ass but he is the best friend you’ll always need. He’s got your back and great jokes. He’s the most sincerest person you’ll know and he’s hella honest. One of a kind and kind of easy to fall in love with.
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