rocking jelly

half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;

I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.

by homojeanious October 13, 2017

Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)

Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"

by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013

Jelly wag

a replacement for hell yeah

“OH HELL YEAH!!”
“Oh silly Patty you mean OH JELLY WAG!!”

by Daddy NoBrows December 4, 2017

Jelly doughnut

Just before ejaculation you turn your partners asshole inside out so it's blood red and the proceed to cum inside it resulting in the appearance of a freshly bitten jelly doughnut

"I gave the misses a jelly doughnut last night definitely made a bit of a mess"

by Franklinnn_ January 19, 2024

Jelly

1. Concerning the product of a female's menstrual cycle
2. dried up period
3. jelly-like period vs. watery-type period

Jessica: augh, it's my time of the month

Marci: Oh my gawd I'm so sorry... HEY EVERYBODY JESSICA GOT THE JELLY!!!

everyone: ew!

Jessica's Boyfriend: yum

by fantastico123412351234 November 21, 2011

X-Y jelly

Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.

X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

by JellySandwich July 20, 2025