Mum of 8 chav

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.

~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?

by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018

piano sonata no. 8

to cum/to ejaculate from the penis

guy 1: bro i accidentally piano sonata no. 8 in a minor
guy 2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Epicdabber July 7, 2023

8 shot marathon

When one consumes 8 shots of any alcohol in rapid succesion at 1 a.m. or later and proceeds to run a distance of at least 2 miles

Holy shit I heard Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 30 minutes!

by dickdrizzle69 December 15, 2012

Type 8 diabetes

Has some of the symptoms as type ten diabetes but has a lesser effect. Symptoms can be dumbness, extreme diabetes, depression, smartness, death, kidneystones, and death

Did you hear that Aidan has type 8 diabetes, he has all the symptoms of type 10 but without the extreme hepititas

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe May 30, 2018

Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 8, 2019

July 8, 2022

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2022

Emily Mikhail 8)

Emily is an outstanding person you would love to be friends with. Girls that see Emily are jealous because they can’t shoot 3’s like her. She is the BEST best friend you could ever ask for. Emily can be loud but fun to hang out with. She offers for help everyday, and is a very helpful friend you would want. Emily is amazing, outstanding, compassionate, courageous, trustworthy, empathic, and a lot more! If you were ever looking for a friend give her a call because you want friends like her.

Emily Mikhail is the definition of the GREATEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Group of Kids: “I’ve heard she’s a good friend”
Her friends: “She’s an amazing friend!”
Group of friends: “I want to be friends with Emily Mikhail 8)”

by smile=always June 8, 2019