Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.

E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?

by Herpderpington July 10, 2010

Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.

Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?

by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016

Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.

by P.C.A. April 16, 2015

Sucking Ethan’s Dick

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you

“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

by Dickbitter9824 November 4, 2021

grab a dick day

On september 20 grab as many dicks as possible!! it’s grab a dick day😂 let yo inner hoe out for a whole 24 hrs and challenge your friends to do the same

maddie: omg i just grabbed jason’s dick that make 7

sky: haha i already grabbed 12

maddie: ahh i love grab a dick day

by hoegirl69 September 18, 2019

Dick To Chick Ratio

The ratio of guys to girls at any place.

Man, Simons dick to chick ratio is like 30.

Wow Bobs dick to chick ratio is negative 5.

by BA_O_DA_ DAY September 30, 2010

sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.

guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!

by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010