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Old Man's Rights

When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
Herbert was exercising his old man's rights about dwarfs and then went to bed.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020
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Funny Man

A title given to a person who is a very funny man. Can be said at the end of any joke, but mostly bad jokes, to make it immediately funny.
„I, for one, like Roman numerals. Funny Man!”
or
„They call me the funny man.”
by Anonymous Funny Man December 9, 2020
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Blue Adidas man bag

The most hideous thing to see on earth and should be burned with the jews
That boy with that blue Adidas man bag looks like a bellend
by Horses in the back May 17, 2019
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Man utd

A fucking overrated team who cant bloody beat spurs they haven't had a fucking good season since Sir Alex left
by Peter74 June 19, 2020
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MAN CRUSH

Having a crush on a woman that looks like a man.

Also known as MC .
by liljit13513 February 12, 2025
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The Man

The Man is a 7'0 tall man that protects his one and only fav person. The Man has a brother but he's from the under realm. The Man is overprotective to the point if someone tries to talk or touch his person, he will make them see the light faster than ever. He is a trusting man and he comes from the "heavens" instead of the under realm. He always sins but no matter what no one will ever catch him. No one has ever seen The Man himself and if they have there already dead. The Man is also all black and has 3 eyes, one to keep on his person and the other two to just work like how ours work. The only way you will ever own The Man is if a spider crawls on your leg and then someone calls to you saying- "There's a spider on your leg and they will haunt you at night". But it only happens if the person who already owns The Man dies and pass's it on to another on going person. I'd say don't mess with The Man and if you do see what happens.
"The Man is coming to the party but will only be in the shadows!"
by TheBrotherIsMine March 31, 2025
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H(0.0)man++

Translation of Nietzsche's Ubermensch.
Did you see Keith Muller?
You mean the H(0.0)man++?
by peterSKhikingANDshit December 11, 2024
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