Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014

Head ass shit

When people you know start to ache like that's just some head ass shit

When you call your mom at 2:15 to pick you up and at 2:33 she picks you up that's some head ass shit

by Love poop.coom December 6, 2016

slap the shit out of my titties

Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.

But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!

Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!

by SchtevieDeezNutz November 10, 2020

talking shit about a pretty sunset

Something you may not like or agree with but morally have no business talking shit about.

"yeah, I'm not really a huge fan of his mother but I'm not going to start talking shit about a pretty sunset."

by DERRICK Flemings January 25, 2007

i buy most of my shit

"i buy most of my shit" refers to an individual whom buys most of his shit. Using "i buy most of my shit" can also refer to a type of behaviour which is triggered when the individual buys most of his shit.

This term, should never be used to "troll" or "mock" an individual, with only ONE exception:
- If the individual does buy most of his shit, it can not be offensive in any way, therefore it shall be freely used.

"i buy most of my shit"
"I buy most of my Shit"
"IBMOMS"

by Sterling0x1 December 18, 2016

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.

The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."

"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."

"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."

by jcasetnl April 30, 2012