jumping pig

when you jump on a girl's ass so hard so scream like a pig

darling can you do the jumping pig on me?

by theuknowguy August 28, 2017

Jump in the pool together

When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.

Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.

by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 5, 2016

yt jump

When you have a favorite youtuber, but then something happens and you choose a different youtuber.

Max: Sam is such a yt jumper. He freakin loved Logan Paul , but now he hates him and loves Jake Paul.
Ryan: Yeah I know bro

by Mackenzie_11 May 11, 2018

Extreme Bungee Jumping

When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.

After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.

by walkerrrrr10 February 19, 2020

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

jumping johnny

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.

Health teacher: "Don't be a jumping johnny!";"you'll get an STD".

by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019