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raeans 69 calculator joke

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”
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person 1: want to hear a joke

person 2: what

perosn 1 : Your life
by hi im gay 3 June 27, 2018
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joke

John Hoe:hey ur mom is fat
John Hole:is this a joke
by Rick Asslee February 9, 2021
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Eliza Coupe Is Katiuska Julissa Robles Based Out Around The Comedic Notion Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World
Eliza Coupe Is Katiuska Julissa Robles Based Out Around The Comedic Notion Of Being The Fastest Joke In The World
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Nick Joke

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
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Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
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Inside Joke

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(
The inside joke I had with Cheryl was quite funny. I miss Cheryl. :(
by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020
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