May jailing

Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer

Sirens in summer, may jailing

by mjxx77 January 14, 2018

The May Turn

Theresa May announcing a policy and then quickly doing a u turn when she realises it's unpopular.

I am, today, announcing that the dementia tax I announced yesterday is not a dementia tax. I am performing the May turn.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017

may 27

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

May 17

a taurus- thats it.

B- You were born on May 17 right?

R- Yea

B- oh you're a taurus
R- cool.

by TrippieREDD November 20, 2020

The Billy Mays

When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.

"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

May 29th

National eat a banana with the shell still on day

"Check out that guy, he's eating a banana with the peel still on"
"Yeah, didn't you hear? It's May 29th, national eat a banana with the shell still on day"

by tnav11 October 30, 2020

Tildy may

A person called Tildy may gets to slap someone called mya Casey whenever she want also people called Tildy may are the definition of amazing, fabulous, magnificent etc

Tildy may: hi mya
Mya: what's your name?
Tildy may: tildy may
Mya: OH NO IMA BOUT TO GET SMACKED

by Tildy may is amazing November 6, 2020