Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

Cumback Whale

When you cum on the back of a BBW (Big Beautiful Women)

This is the origin of the term come back such as relating to sports like football.

You know that BBW I smashed last night? Yeah I made her a cumback whale.

by Dudeman42069 August 26, 2022

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Whale

A big/fat/obese girl.

Hey bro let go to the bar and holler at whales.

by Kc crazy one January 22, 2025

Whale the tar

To verbally or physically berate or attack someone

The team whale the tar of the opposition 2-20. The security guard dragged them round the corner and whales the tar out of them.

by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012