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Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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wash your mouth with lemon juice

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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Anglo wash

To anglo wash is to make it seem that a person or something is from or physically in the continental United States. It is to lie about the true procedence and cultural background of non-native english speakers so a to cater to the the strictly english speaking population.
When a customer service rep from the Caribbean is ask to say they are calling from the state of Florida you are asking them to anglo wash themselves so they accent and identity is more accepted improving business profits.
by Sabina Seymore June 9, 2021
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South African Bug Washing

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela
“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”
by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024
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bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
by Dschizo May 11, 2018
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Cock Wash

To wash another with your own wet cock.
1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”
by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021
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Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong
I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?
by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024
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