unicorn glue

Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink

I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue

by Yaassssa May 29, 2018

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

Unicornical

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn

You're very unicornical today

by unicorn_1orn June 12, 2018

unicorn server

Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.

Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.

by -lul June 26, 2018

Unicorn asbestos

Glitter.

All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.

That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.

Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?

by theeeepeppermintbutler May 8, 2018

unicornz

A unicornz is a type of unicorn, but only with a very extraordinary personality. The unicornz is hidden within people. 1 out of 100 people are unicornz, and this person makes you feel special. Not like a girlfriend/boyfriend feeling, but a feeling like you actually mean something. They make you feel special and unique. Like your actually somebody. Every unicornz is special to someone, there will only be one unicornz that makes you who you are. The person that you sit next to every day in class that you have never paid attention to might be an unicornz. So if you think you have found your unicornz, then treat the person with respect. And they will make your life magical.

Guy 1: "That girl makes me feel so special when she looks at me!"
Guy 2: "She might be your unicornz! You should go talk to her!"
Guy 1: "Ok, catch you later!"

by #Trying to find that unicornz May 10, 2018

unichorn

When you are a unicorn but you have to hide your horn so nobody can see it , and if anyone ever does, then they have to swear to tell nobody

Wait , Sally? You are a unichorn?!

You must swear never to speak of this Beth!

by Saldog+Bethdog May 13, 2018