This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.
He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.
He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.
Matt is the one.
Marry matt.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.
He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.
He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.
Matt is the one.
Marry matt.
by themysterydoggo July 08, 2021
by Derpot February 02, 2016
To shine with the utmost elegance. To serve the world with an unquenchable desire to see it better a place by the time you leave it despite the obstacles that stand before us all. To look into the face of a cold and hard world but stare back at it with a smile and an almost unimaginable about of resilience and love.
'Damn I just Matt Bull'd my pants'
by PaulBlartMallFart October 12, 2023
Matt Swift is the best!
by qasdfgbnsasdcvb nbfdenm n June 28, 2022
Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!
Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you
Matt Donovan everybody....
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you
Matt Donovan everybody....
by LearnyourABC'S February 16, 2024
by myaliasis December 05, 2022
The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella
by Tinder king Matt June 12, 2016