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The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!
I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!
by trickytower August 4, 2021
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Squirrel Butter

The strings of goo that form between sex organs as they come apart. Like the splitting of slices of hot pizza, think strings of cheese. Typically found on gay men whose nut sacks have fused and are pulled apart.
"Ah Frederick, did you see the squirrel butter on our testicles the other night? The strands were very long."
by TreeFolk June 11, 2018
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squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)
john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"
by penisparker_ October 2, 2022
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squirrel trap

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit
Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap
by chickenass69lol January 13, 2022
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Sky Squirrel

A Sky Squirrel is very famous from living in the sky therefore is cousins of the Ground Squirrel. Everybody loves sky squirels
The sky Squirrel is amazing look at him sore!!!
by taytay :) May 2, 2010
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Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"
I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009
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