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Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd
The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.
by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
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Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
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Jumped nasty

When one attacks another on Facebook over an innocent statement or comment.
Jane jumped nasty on Tom's wall after he posted to Sue.
by JenK May 22, 2014
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JUMP

A one night stand.

Someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.

Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.

JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.

A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for oneself, they just want to JUMP.
That bitch(Persons Name) is a JUMP.
by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020
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JUMP

A one night stand.
someone who does not have a need for a relationship.
A woman or a man who just wants to Fuck, just sex, nothing else, no real connection, a JUMP.

Jumps can happen once, Jumps can happen all the time, but they are just a JUMP.

JUMP, a JUMP OFF however, is someone who just wants to get off in any manner, but with the same concept, except they are looking for a specific thing to do, JUMP OFF jerk off.

A JUMP is a cheap person, who only does that, and has no sense of respect for one self, they just want to JUMP.
That bitch(Persons Name) is a JUMP.
by LOURDESNOTAJUMP November 6, 2020
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Jump

Fun or exiciting ;another way of saying Lit
This party bouta jump
That concert was jumpin
by Idekbroskiano August 28, 2019
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