jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.

omg its Jason watch out

by kbruinink September 21, 2021

Jason

May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.

I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason

by anonymous March 10, 2024

Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass

Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason

by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018

Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.

Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.

by Remilazerus July 8, 2021

Jason

the man who knows where da smoke is

yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide

by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020

Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.

You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure

by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022

Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018