A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.
by iamyourfat June 16, 2018
Get the Evanmug. an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.
by james klives September 17, 2017
Get the Evan matthew hughesmug. An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
by zuzubons November 22, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by greatgrantma February 5, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by Olaf196 April 19, 2018
Get the evan lindbergmug. An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.
I hate Evan.
by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020
Get the Evanmug.