Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Washed

When you can't hit for shit when your botting

I am so washed, I hit 0 pairs with wrath on the Yeezy supply drop today.

by washedbotter June 22, 2021

Egg Wash

Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.

Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.

by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009

washed my cup

To wash out ones vagina using the seman from one mans penis while viewing Digital Spy

Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".

Awesome night out.

by DSers September 28, 2008

Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.

"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"

by anonymous April 17, 2024

Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.

Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019