duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Duck Bag

One who smuggles ducks in a bag for later use in their personal pleasures.

"We all know that guy is 100% a duck bag

by Gavin456b February 10, 2020

Duck Haters

A Duck Hater is somebody that doesn't like me or Ardenns ducks

Duck Haters = Gabos

by PAlfredP December 30, 2017

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Louie duck

Louie duck is the green one of Donald ducks nephew, and is in the Ducktales reboot known as the sharp one who makes schemes

person1: what's the name of the green one of Donald's nephews?

person2: its Louie duck

by E.C.V.U. October 7, 2022

duck slide

The action you make when you want to avoid a conversation.k

She told me she had a baby, so I pulled a duck slide.

by Xeus September 18, 2013