Dirty zayden

When your mum is making a deposit at the bank you rub one out into your school shorts whilst waiting for her to return to her car

Wayne did a dirty Zayden whilst waiting for his mum

by Snuggy nuggy April 5, 2020

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

dirty Paloma

When it comes up to the bed your imagination is off to the limits, you're kinky and nasty as shit need to calm down. Are you having sex or in a fight? It only gives you fuckboys or weirdos who doesn't cuddle after dominate you. Check your daddy issues tho

-Are you gonna come to the party?
-Maybe latter, first Im gonna get some dirty Paloma's meet

by bbybratgyal April 14, 2020

dirty benson

The dirty benson is a intercourse position that which the man is in the fetal position on his back with the we we in between his legs and the woman is also in the fetal position on top the man’s knees and the only way for it to work is if the man and woman are unshaven.

Pratt: dude me and Christina totally fucked last night.
Gregory: dude no shot, What position.
Pratt: The Dirty Benson.
Gregory: HOLY SHIT WIFE HER UP

by The_dirtiest_BENSON November 17, 2022

dirty chesidue

greasy amber/orange colored residue on fingers or anus caused by sexual acts of finger insertion or rimming after enjoying synthetic cheese snack foods such as cheetos.

he knew it was a good dirty chesidue night when he woke up from a dead sleep laying next to the remote control with a trace of chesidue surrounding his asshole.

by bigpete801 April 11, 2010

Dirty Priya

When you drink on an empty stomach and you end up blowing chunks by 11 PM.

“Oh no look, she pulled a dirty priya. Guess we should get her to bed”

by SeymoureButts111 November 20, 2020

Dirty Child

when a child is submerged in shit then analed by a Indian Telstra worker

my brother did a dirty child

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022