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The Snapchat Zone

Like the friend zone, except you are held in digital captivity. One who is in the Snapchat zone is unable to communicate with their romantic interest outside of Snapchat, regardless of logistical capabilities. In other words, even if you are next-door neighbors with your Snapchat crush, said crush will not allow you to hang out with them in person due to unreasonable yet convincingly-delivered excuses such as "my next day off is 64 months from now" or "my friend just broke up with her boyfriend," both of which tend to occur at a statistically impossible rate.
Tyron: "Ayo Karen, you down to grab some din-din & throw down some peppermint schnapps tonight?"
Karen: "I would but my dog just turned into a cat and I'm kind of freaking out."
Tyron: "But you just posted that you were bored and wanted someone to chill with on your Snap Story!"
Karen: "Yeah but that was like 5 seconds before my dog turned into a cat."
Tyron: "We live literally 10 feet from each other, it can't be that hard to meet up!"
Karen: "Soon, Tyron, soon! But for now, you're in the Snapchat Zone."
by snazziclewinesicle June 16, 2018
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sheet sneeze

You mean sheet sneezes? cuz sometimes i do bed wet thick...
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bup snacks

When you're eating a girl out, you lick the booty hole too only to accidentally (or not accidentally) eat some dingle berries.
I was eating out my girlfriend the other day, and I wanted to turn her on by licking her booty hole. But all I got was bup snacks.
by Tonka0351 November 26, 2018
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Door-Snake

A derogatory term used for someone who is being fucking annoying
Tyler: Sup brad you look pretty gay today
Brad: shut the fuck up you stupid door-snake
by Zach 12346789 June 7, 2019
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spirituality snob

A hypocritical person who claims to be "spiritual" and believes him/herself to have the best beliefs while looking down on others for believing in traditional religions such as Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, etc. Because they choose to mix and match or even make up their own beliefs, spirituality snobs tend to be egotistic or narcissistic. A spirituality snob is very condescending and claims that everyone else is judgmental when in fact he or she is the most judgmental person in the room.
When will that spirituality snob shut up about how she claims she is so much better than anybody else?
by Major Madcat July 15, 2019
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begal snak

peter grifin: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hey lois am bagel
Lois: peter i require begal snak

Peter:ahahahahahahahahahahaha
by chikinmann April 19, 2019
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Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
by Monty Burns May 7, 2020
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