Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022

Johnny Simmons

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)

Yo bro do you know who Johnny Simmons is??

by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022

teja simon

She is the most beautiful most caring and most fit person ever but people don’t get that and take advantage of her but she is one to keep. She doesn’t see value in boyfriends but she will accept you if you test her right and have a good relationship with her. She’s interesting, intelligent but also very funny but there are people that don’t like her. They are missing out !!

Have you seen teja simon she is beautiful

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Leigh Sinton

Leigh (lie) Sinton, a hamlet owned entirely by Chris from the North wing. All must bow to his power and wisdomii.

"Christ, Benson, you're off to Leigh Sinton ? Don't forget gold, Frankenstein and Murr for CFTNW"

by Tinca September 13, 2022

Anna Simmons

Wife of the goat (lit dog) (better than the GOAT though)

Anna Simmons is the wife of the G.O.A.T , but better than the GOAT

by Stemma October 14, 2022

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 16, 2022

Mr simon

Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.

Mr. Simon is a great teacher

Everyone likes Mr. Simon

Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness

Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms

by Brixton_Bully October 21, 2022