Emma: OH did you hear about Sean?
Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
by Pogoextreme August 19, 2022
Get the River Gypsymug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)
Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.
He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.
Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.
River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.
Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.
Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)
Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.
He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.
Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.
River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.
Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.
Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”
“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
by Vril June 24, 2025
Get the Jabar/Rivermug. by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025
Get the Cache la Poudre Rivermug. by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017
Get the river fluemug. A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022
Get the River Coochiemug. A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.
by RH._. November 24, 2021
Get the Rivermug.