the perfect boyfriend

the perfect boyfriend has many traits that make him eligible for this category here are some!

-good sense of humor (dark sense of humor preferably)
-lots in common with yourself
-alive
-soft lips
-warm arms

so in conclusion, the perfect boyfriend can be yours he could be someone else's but the most perfect boyfriend I've ever seen is mine.
if he's reading this, hi Allie!
xoxo- sinful (my name)

"oh he's the perfect boyfriend!"

is he sinful's boyfriend?
"no"
then he isn't the perfect boyfriend

by chipoltly June 22, 2019

perfect urban toy

A paper device, which, when thrown from a tall apartment building, can catch an updraft and begin to oscillate as it "falls", theoretically, it could fly for hours, especially in areas such as Chicago where heavy winds can produce city-wide updrafts.

When I moved to Toronto, I flew a Perfect Urban Toy from my new apartment to the Humber River.

by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004

Perfect Nipple Placement

When your nipples are perfectly placed. Basically when they're the same distance/size as the other.

"Oh my god. Rossi has such perfect nipple placement!"

by careeeeee1922 September 15, 2011

Whitney, the perfect angel

The most amazing fucking person ever, words can't describe how wonderful she is, she may say she is nothing, but she is everything that's perfect. She is a perfect human being. She has been through a lot but still shines. She has helped me a lot and helped me through my toughest times. She is very funny, sassy, sarcastic, petty, and sister snatched. I can't help thank god enough that he sent me his perfect angel. Whitney, I can't describe how much you mean to me, words can't physically do that. I adore you and love you so much and you bring out the best in me. If anyone tries to hurt her in any way, I will make their life a living hell. She also makes me super happy when I'm at my lowest level. That's all for my BFF.

Whitney, the perfect angel, is the best person and my BFF.

by PeculiarBlankFace December 15, 2018

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Perfect Shot (1337)

A Perfect Shot (1337) is so lethal by a central new yorker, it rips through the skull and destroys the victim. 315 MLG

sDs Insomnia getting pwnt by the noob tube from Perfect Shot (1337)

by Major Pwnage January 10, 2008

Angus thongs and perfect snogging

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th

"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"

by Gerty3 December 6, 2016