raisin penis

A short wrinkled black penis..

Girl ..his penis is so small it looks like a raisin.. Raisin penis with a foreskin..

by Sleevo69 March 18, 2016

penis racecar

Penis racecar is penis racecar

Hello, have you heard of penis racecar

by Communist manifesto February 2, 2021

Penis Admirer

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022

Particle Penis

A Young Man named Sebastian Stauffer is said to have the world's only "Particle Penis* the smallest penis known to man.

Damn that boy got a particle penis, Rip

by Dwhit6 April 24, 2019

Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.

’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

eshrekt penis

When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection

Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool

by Big Daddy shrek May 29, 2018