parisian popper

Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic

Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Paradising

The present participle of *"Paradise"*, a nod to the verb *"to paradise"* which technically means "to turn into a paradise" or "systematically turning something adorable, heavenly, breath-taking".

"Shut up i'm paradising in my backyard."
"They spent paradising on their honeymoon."

by Jerem14. July 30, 2025

Paristower de trou inférieur

When you are skydiving over the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and you can't move your body, and as you land, the Paris tower pierces through your anus-hole while you helplessly sit there.

Cory: Bro.. did you hear what happened to ben?
Luke: Yeah man.. He got a paristower de trou inférieur..

by We can officially be friends. August 26, 2025

Pardieck

Fat creepy fuck slugging on a couch drinking a moretti. While he looks like he could barely run, the creature is capable of completing a 58 minute part 3.

Fuck you pardieck

by Barney13565 October 4, 2025

Jack Paradise

An awkward dinosaur.

Thats Jack Paradise

by boogieboy December 4, 2010

Urban parisilk

A fake silk shirt worn by an urban man from Tanzania.

He wore an urban parisilk shirt for his urban photo shoot.

by Urbanmole September 22, 2016

kamyah parris

Mostly an exotic brown eyed girl who is beautifull. she is a fun loving person who gets along with everybody, but if you get on her bad side she will beat your ass and cut you. Her sign is a Cancer meaning she is loyal, loving, caring, but don't get it twisted. Her sex drive is medium, but stays moist and delivers great oral sex. Most determined to win in life.

person: Did you meet the new girl kamyah?

me: yeah she seams like a kamyah.

Person: yeah, I need me a kamyah.

#kamyah #hard ass #gorgeous #black #crazy

"Everyone loves the new girl kamyah parris."

by Prettyparris December 20, 2016