rock paper suckers

Two straight males play rock paper scissors and the loser has to suck the winners dick.

Man we player rock paper suckers so much last night that i cumed 3 times

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018

Toilet Paper Disease

cOrOnAvIrUs

TOILET PAPER DISEASE. AKA cOrOnAvIrUs

by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 17, 2020

Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.

Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 8, 2022

Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.

God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.

by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010

to paper clip

(verb): literally, to clip your papers together with a paper clip

instead of trying to paper clip your high school project try putting them in a duo tang comme du monde.

by Uncle Dimma January 10, 2017

Cancer Paper

See cigarette

She died from puffin' on too much Cancer Paper.

by Big D November 12, 2003

dropping paper

Police Officer writing somone a ticket or filing a warrant for someone's arrest. Once a person has a warrant out for their arrest they are considered "on paper."

Johnny Law spent all day on the freeway dropping paper on people speeding. Johnny Law is at the D.A.'s office now dropping paper on that murder suspect.

by Mark A. Swick May 11, 2006