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taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
mugGet the taco-blockmug.

Pillow Block

A pillow placed in between two people who sleep together. The pillow is used as a sound barrier for nightime noise; snoring or talking in your sleep. Also used as a signal to bed partner that you are annoyed or pissed off, yet want to stay in the comfy bed!
Dee pillow blocked bad ass so I could get some sleep.
by D66lish October 21, 2011
mugGet the Pillow Blockmug.

Block of Cheese

The act of giving a woman oral sex from behind. (It tastes good but it smells bad)
Taylor totally did the block of cheese to Chelsea last night!
by theloligager November 19, 2013
mugGet the Block of Cheesemug.

sun block

Used by kiwis who struggle to pronounce the word Sunscreen. And instead have to mutilate the English literature.
Awww yeahh cherrr boiiii get some of that sun block onto you cuzzy or you'll be crisp as bro.
by TWG270 January 11, 2018
mugGet the sun blockmug.

Leg Block

A tactic used by unconfident males to coral, corner, or block off access to females they are engaging in conversation with. L-Blocking is usually preformed by propping one of their legs up on a seat near the female target.
Look at that babe getting leg blocked by that dweeb at that picnic table. See how he blocking access to her by strategically placing his leg on the seat in front of her.
by 3rdKnklBrwn September 2, 2010
mugGet the Leg Blockmug.

Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.
I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.
by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010
mugGet the Eastern Blockedmug.

Breeze Blocking

Breeze Blocking sexual act. This involes doing a shit into a condom and freezing it. Once frozen this tool should be used as a dildo and inserted up either a ladies vagina or anus, or indeed a man's anus, as a way to gain sexual pleasure.
I'm goin' doon the forry to indulge in Breeze Blocking lid.
by Stenny Boys July 7, 2006
mugGet the Breeze Blockingmug.

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