splash nuts

When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.

Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!

by 123456782014 November 12, 2014

water nut

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.

“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”

by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017

powder nuts

The word used for a older make friend in there 40s meaning they are just shooting blanks

Old powder nuts here is as good as a ash tray on a motorbike

by Turtle boy November 13, 2015

Academia Nut

An individual who enthusiastically engages in the pursuit knowledge, to the point of obsessiveness.

"Dan already through the textbook our prof assigned us!"

"Man, he's such an academia nut."

by LOL So True September 03, 2011

Nut Crushers

Tight fitting pants or jeans a male would wear.

I should not have put on these "nut crushers" because they are irritating my balls and everone is looking at my funny!

by Ken357 January 12, 2008

popcorn nut

Short, high velocity bursts of semen that can burn the mouth during oral sex.

Guy 1: "Bro, I just busted a popcorn nut in my dog's mouth. I think I need to take her to the vet."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that's gnarly bro. Can I try next week?"

by Icantbelieveimsayinthis February 03, 2018

Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife

remember when Kevin ate my nut gusher?

by MR.NUTGUSHER February 09, 2018