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holy nut

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.
John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.
by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018
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nut button

when you want to nut so hard that you squash your dick and make it into a pancake.
It's usually done during Destroy Dick December
Person A: Bro I nutted so hard that i made a nut button!
Person B: holy shit dude! NICE
by CYKA MAN November 11, 2018
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Nut gloop

I spread my nut gloop all over her booty like a boss.
by N-NANI?! June 28, 2018
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Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.
“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”
by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018
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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019
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Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.
Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!
by GangW33d September 23, 2018
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Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.
To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts
by Mattychomper September 28, 2018
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