Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.
"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"
by Winderbourne January 24, 2021
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Mikey mike

A term used when approaching a group of black men to call yourself gay
Ayyy wassup my names Mikey mike
by Yellowrello5 November 06, 2018
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Mike🐸

A sexy man f child, who is in need for his mother to hold him cause he cries every night about having to go back to work...what oh.
by Mansexychild September 15, 2021
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irish mike

An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.
Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?
by Mike Young October 17, 2007
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mike shinota

mike shinota is really cute
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 06, 2022
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mike patton

Singer who found fame in Faith No More. Later used his fame to boost Mr Bungle (who were an excellent, excellent band), but never received the attention they deserved.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Check out Mike Patton on 'Mr Bungle' 'Disco Volante' 'Angel Dust'
by SMiek April 01, 2006
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