May 2nd

A handsome/beautiful person is born on this day. They are very smart, Creative, cautious but have adventurous souls plus are brave of choices in life

Eric: Yo look it's Rupert He is born on May 2nd and he is one of the smartest, best looking and more
Sally: I would love to date him.

by ReconANBUBLACKOP235 December 12, 2021

May 20

Wear anything u want (except dress code)

Why are u wearing a crop top and Booty shorts to school !?!

It’s may 20🙄

by Ihrtfaygo May 6, 2022

May 17

a taurus- thats it.

B- You were born on May 17 right?

R- Yea

B- oh you're a taurus
R- cool.

by TrippieREDD November 20, 2020

Livia-mai

This is the worlds most amazing girl you would always want her by your side unless you have pissed her off then run for your life and she has four poos a day that come out as torpoodoos

That livia-mai girl just had a torpoodoo

by FallingHarp73 August 1, 2019

Oliver May

a person who is a decent lad always gets off it on a weekend always walks home at like 7:00am the next morning looking like a panda and carrying half a crate of alcohol back home

Look Oliver May is carrying a crate of alcohol

by SpennymoorYEET October 9, 2018

Mai-Zho

1. A word that means everything and nothing.

2. A phrase shouted while pointing a gun at someones head at point blank in an Asian accent.

1. "Mai-Zho?" "Oh, Mai-Zho Mai-Zho" "Mai-Zho!" "Mai-ZhoMai-Zho? Mai-Zho!!!!

2. (asian people are robbing a bank)
"Mai-Zho!" "Mai-Zho!" "where da money!" "Mai-Zho!" "Mai-Zho!"

by Badger Dick January 26, 2012

May 22nd

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023