Dating Machine

Also known as a hoe

Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine

by KnowledgeBearer June 16, 2016

Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016

machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".

Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"

by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018

chuz machine

A machine to get you buzzed.

Anyone got their chuz machine?

by Maniditie February 5, 2018

Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.

Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.

by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019