by Jojo westbrook May 19, 2016
Get the Cock lockedmug. the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.
yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome
by jack_reacher January 11, 2011
Get the lockness mandrediemug. Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
Get the Land-locked clubmug. Mohamed-Where’s Deng at why dosent he ever come to the park
Malok- Hes on locks since he done that home invasion by his mum
Malok- Hes on locks since he done that home invasion by his mum
by Lock’s February 25, 2021
Get the Locksmug. A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.
Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the hate lockmug. 1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.
2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
by Xianna Blue January 27, 2017
Get the geek lockmug. Not announcing effects of your CnC and Pummel combo and having the opponent think them out of existence.
by Locked by Spur February 5, 2025
Get the Spur Lockedmug.