Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.

Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”

by GradeCunderC January 01, 2021

Left her hanging

Said by Monika in Doki Doki literature club, you later find Sayori hanging.

guy: Hey doki doki fan! left her hanging, didn't ya?

Doki doki fan: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

by eveyevy February 11, 2024

left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.

Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.

by creedlawofwny July 08, 2023

Lost My Left Shoulder

Use to tell someone that your father passed away.

I lost my left shoulder sorry for not replying to your text

by Ryolu April 30, 2023

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 10, 2022

ctrl alt left

flips your screen. dont do it unless you wanna troll someone

me: bro do ctrl alt left

friend: ok

friend: FUCK YOU

by Hehe I cheated April 05, 2021

Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.

Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024