king bob

to spread your ass cheeks on a window or a wall and shit

Timmy don't king bob on the wall poop in the toilet

by grussy July 23, 2022

Dragon King

Usually the crack head who has consumed, produced or purchased the most amount of dragon glass at any given time out of all fellow participating dragons, the Dragon King title can easily be passed around many times in a single sitting

Let the Dragon King go first it is his dragon glass

by Oh My Odgay December 11, 2019

King richy

The greatest of king(s) to run lands in the 1650's are kings with the name of RICHY during the the time in was victorious in war and is notorious for no surrender !

I will be like the great king RICHY in war and sweep the nation

by 1650's legend July 29, 2014

Kombucha king

He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge

He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave

by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020

Straight-king

A straight-king is a boy, a boy who is very talented at everything he does. They know how to break bones and play call of duty 4 on xbox live. There is only one straight-king known to man so far. There is not much to describe him as except fo being strait. A synonym for straight-king is Stremi.

"Yo my nigga, you want to play call of duty wit me and da straight-king?"

by patarfweefwee February 24, 2010

aziah king

Aziah king is so fineeeee and she has a fat ass but most of all shes caring and very kind she’s popular but still will always make time for you i love aziah king

Person one: OMG whos that fine curly head with the gyat

Person two: Thats Aziah king and i will make her mine

by frickbeatchesgetmoney May 30, 2023

King Ginger

It has been prophesied throughout many cultures dating as far back as the ancient aztecks that a Great war will erupt between The Soulless Full bloods, and The half-souled Daywalkers in the year 2024. This war will bring about great destruction to all the lands of the earth with the near extinction of the dimwitted blondes. "And all the souls of the earth shall tremble in fear for where the soulless ones walk, no souls shall remain" Book of Wruce Bayne, ch. 1.

"Yet from all this devastation a champion will arise from the Daywalker clan, One that will bring about Peace amongst the other races and the end of the Full Blood ginger Tyranny, And this Half souled Ginger shall be known as, King Ginger, Born in the month of march of 1989 on the twenty seventh day, with hair that burns with of a fire and the power of awesomeness" -Ghandii, 1884.

So has it been written in prophesy, so shall it be done

The king ginger has brought salvation and peace to the lands!!! Let us rejoice with jello shots and crack off strippers stomaches!

by King Red Man August 28, 2013