Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 7, 2017

jump in the bag

kys

Let's all jump in the bag after school.

by Liam Knoeppfler May 18, 2016

Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.

Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.

by Dezmuz May 27, 2016

lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.

"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "

by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

jump shart

When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself

I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted

by yodrian July 21, 2016

Rock and jump

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!

Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome

Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic

by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018