Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.
Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?
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JASON IS A BBC DEMON. A monster in the sheets HE can do it all. The way he eats that pussy is emasculate. HE CAN HAVE MY KIDS ANY DAY. THE WAY HE BE dicking down the lady's and women is clearly divine. HE makes all the dread heads fall to there Knees and praise their. KING
Jason is king
by YESKING_getback January 29, 2024
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by thus February 24, 2021
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Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit
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Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.
Jason is kind
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Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.
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jason

a name for a sexy, hunky, and loving man. he is a great husband and should be your knight in shining armour.
"oh my god you're so hot.. is your name jason by any chance?"
by cosflames February 10, 2022
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