January 4

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan

What is January 4
National grape day

by SavorOFpakistan October 1, 2020

January 19

IT'S THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF THE ORANGE BITCH BODY ASS-BUILT ROBLOX AVATAR LOOKING ASS DISCRASE OF A PRESIDENT BEING IN THE OVAL OFFICE!

person1: hey it's January 19 person2: DUDE FUCK YES *plays "It's a party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus * person1: Justin, I know you're my best friend but... I could like... kiss you RN! person2: DUDE SAME *he kisses Justin*

by NenaChan1 January 19, 2021

January 22

Send nudes day

John: Send nudes

Emily:No

John: It's January 22nd

Emily: Oh Okay

by Jason 87282882 January 22, 2023

January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January 5

National kissing day

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”

by anonymous December 23, 2021