According to Conan O'Brian's mock Boy-Band group "Dudez A Plenti", Awesome Juice is how any babe gets awesome.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
How’d you get so awesome, baby?
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
by IkeCube August 01, 2008
by Matt Booth August 13, 2004
The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!
When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!
by T-Nuggets October 06, 2009
by diseased sheep July 29, 2005
a tastefull alchoholic drink created by four freshmen from a highschool in baton rouge, louisiana.
pronounced like 'vagina' exept no 'va'
3/4 white chocolate liquor
1/4 ice
blend together and drizzle strawberry juice on top
pronounced like 'vagina' exept no 'va'
3/4 white chocolate liquor
1/4 ice
blend together and drizzle strawberry juice on top
by charlotteTHEflYer December 22, 2005
Apple Juice is one of my most prized possetions in all of man-kind. Girls dont treat my needs, its the apple juice that gives me the satisfaction i need to carry on with my day. if i dont get my share of apple juice everyday, you dont wanna be around, you don't wanna make me angry, cuz u wont like me when im angry. The Second i break the seal, its like penetrating the tightest vagina, possibly, ever produced. e.g: like a six year old child. As soon as that crisp liquid touches my tongue, it just makes me wanna jump. ...... crack the seal on a 1 litre of that good ol' A.J, it will rock your world! seriously, rock you like a hurricane. The Best Kind Of Apple Juice To Purchase, For Exeptional Price, along with the exquisant flavour. And the smoothness of the no pulp beverage. This Drink Has Been Nominated as the best drink in the universe, defeating the grape drank by a mile. literally, a mile. I mean thats a long way. Come on! Now i will reveal the hidden brand name and all elements that comes along with it. Here It is!, Apple Juice, Low Acid, From Concentrate, HAS TO BE NO NAME!
by E~Vergz December 17, 2010
My boyfriend wanted some tit juice so I pulled out my breast and I pulled out his dick started sucking on my boobs 6 hours later he's still drinking my breast milk he wanted milk at school so I pulled out my boobs in the middle of class and the teacher that has a crush on me came up and drink my milk to one day I was on the announcement and I pulled out my boobs and said if I get to suck on your dicks you get boob for lunch I was in the middle class the boy behind me decided to take off my bra and suck on my boobs for the rest of class teacher wanted me to stay after class to breastfeed him I'm the most popular girl at school because my breastmilk one day I was babysitting and the father come home early so I gave him my breast milk my boyfriend loves my breast milk and then me and my boyfriend decided to fuck so I could share my breast milk with the nurse the girl behind me started making out with me and breastfeeding me so I gave her my milk the boys in the cafeteria pays me for my breast milk
by Milkygirl January 24, 2020