iron rice bowl

A job you can’t get fired from in East Asia.

“Isn’t he scared of getting fired?”

“Nah, he has a iron rice bowl, his job is safe.”

by cepeli May 5, 2025

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RICE STATUS

Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.

Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.

by e.skoland February 27, 2022

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Rice

Rice, noun. A grain of the genus emeritus. Grows on a cob.

"Oh hey man look at that cob of
Rice"

by iamcrimmo September 29, 2018

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frie rice

How asians and racist white people pronounce the meal "Fried Rice".

White Guy: Can I pls have 1 chicken frie rice
Asian: What?
White guy: I said , can I pls have 1 chicken frie rice
Asian: I'm gonna karate chop yo face off you stereotypical prick!

by Pinoy_Boy February 4, 2018

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A derogatory slang term for women whose breast size is in a middle range—not quite small, but not quite big either —comparing them to KFC rice, which is often seen as a filler without being particularly standout.

When they described her as KFC rice, I couldn't believe how they reduced her to just a size; she's so much more than that!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

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Rice

A sugaristicgals-style substitute for the brain rot word "rizz".

6-year-old Timmy: yo yo bro bro i got rizz, i made Jessica mine
???: 🫴🍚
6-year-old Timmy: Why'd you give me a bowl of rice?
???: Tsk tsk tsk young lad. You got rice. Not rizz. Learn how to speak proper English.

by bigggdog July 17, 2024

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