historic 

A word used to describe our "historic President".

People believe President Barack Hussein Obama to be "historic" because he is the first half-white, half-black President of the U.S. This so-called "history" making gives guilty white liberals something to tout as they increase their rhetoric that anyone who opposes the "historic" president is racist. In fact, some white people, including many in mainstream media feel so guilty being white that they say they got "thrills up their leg" from seeing this happen.

A guy and his wife are in a car on a road trip:

Guy: "99,997, 99,998, 99,999!"
Wife: "100,000!"
Guy: "Gee! That was a historic moment!"
Wife: "It sure was!"

historic by default013 November 25, 2009

Hipstory 

History as defined by hipsters.

The great Pabst shortage of 2005 will certainly go down in hipstory.

Hipstory by JohnnyBlueEyes September 12, 2011

Hollywood Historian 

Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.

Joe: Private Ryan was a real person!
Bob: You're such a Hollywood Historian.

Hollywood Historian by promeistro May 19, 2010

historyfag

A person who talks about history all the time, plays video games about it, entire youtube recommended is history videos, gets mad when someone says something inaccurate, raises their hand to talk about it in class every fucking second, and becomes a total douche when you have a disagreement with them over history.

Alex: Did you see how mad James got when Mr. Henry said one thing wrong about a thing literally going back millions of years?
Phil: Yeah, what a historyfag.

historyfag by beast_machine December 22, 2021

historplex 

It is an unjustified superiority complex about a race based on historical events that no living generation accomplished;When people from a country- based on the historical achievements of their culture- act like they still deserve respect for things people did in generations that aren't even living anymore.

" Greeks have one of the worst cases of historplex ever. All they ever do is bemoan about how they invented astronomy, philosophy, etc. What the hell have they done in the past.. I don't know 1000 years?"

historplex by Greek Fire 8 April 7, 2009

Historical Correctness

The term Historical Correctness( commonly abbreviated HC) is the opposite of Political Correctness, it is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended to prove Facts over opinions. the term has come to refer to encouraging language or behavior that can be seen as including, Non-marginalizing, or Non-insulting groups of people considered advantaged or Non-discriminated against, especially groups defined by no sex or race. In public discourse and the media, it is generally used as a compliment, implying that these policies are historically Correct and that Facts are more real than imaginary. It is also used to prove that something that happened a long time back, is more Historically Correct than politically incorrect, therefore discontinuing the notion that something was offensive, but rather is was Historically Correct in that timeframe.

Historical Correctness defines that Men in the 20th Century were mostly in Charge for a lot of stuff. To say otherwise would be Historically Incorrect.

Historical Correctness by Poxnaximus December 6, 2018

Historical 

It's a word that's used to describe your grandma

Your grandma is Historical

Historical by Burger_boi69420 September 3, 2019