kawaii goose

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"

by coolkidthatiscool May 02, 2022

fallen goose

When a man drops his dick into a womans vagina, later pissing in it, like a goose that got shot by a hunter.

I can’t wait to fallen goose my daughter tonight.

by scrimm November 03, 2018

Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 05, 2024

goose-gasm

When you make a person cum so hard they make a goose or duck noise.

Bro, i made my girl goose-gasm so hard the dog started barking.

by Blastnoice August 21, 2020

Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly

Heidi is the og Goose Granny.

by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025

Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

scotch goose

a sausage with a feather in it

willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it

by infinitelytrue November 04, 2008