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Electric Jesus

The robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims "I am Electric Jesus".
"Hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!"
"Oh, okay, sure!"
(The people walk up to robot)
(Motion sensor detects approaching)
(Lights flash)
('sing hallelujah.....'in background)
"I AM ELECTRIC JESUS!"
by krackaddikt April 14, 2010
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socialized election

a publicly funded election.

an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.

an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.

an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.

Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.

If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.

Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.

Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.

Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
by euphemismo November 28, 2010
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Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo

The 1st of December is Fuck a furry day 2. The same rules apply to this day as the First Fuck a furry day. You cannot Resist.
Furry: Do you know what day it is?
Regular People: Wait... OH HELL N-
Furry: Yes, Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
by Engineer (TF2) November 28, 2020
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cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.
dear leccy groovers
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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The 2020 Election

by Lotus 2.0 November 3, 2020
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electric slide

the act of deficating in one's own pants after being TASERED by the police.
I was watching COPS and some guy from the trailer park tried to fight the cops and ended up doing the electric slide.
by Clifton Twist April 14, 2006
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Electrical Engineer

one who is afraid to do chemical engineering and thats why chooses EE, which is easier
chemistry ia pain in the butt, i m just gonna be an electrical engineer
by someone December 1, 2004
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