Egg Patrol

the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers

Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!

Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol

by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.

Donald trump is a talking egg.

by Callieumm July 30, 2016

dipping eggs

The dankest fucking kind of eggs in the world. i.e. over easy eggs

My grandma used to make the dopest dipping eggs in the world.

by Vallers January 21, 2018

Boomer egg

When a young person is experiencing balding and is acting with boomer rage, thus resulting in him looking like an egg

Omg guys Tobi is such a boomer egg

by JRosey October 26, 2020

Crimson Egg

A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.

Crimson Egg omelette arc POG

by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021

Runny Egg

Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.

Yo i gave my girl a Runny Egg, last night it was fun.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021