douche tits

another word for douche..

hey shut up douche tits!

by aakasd420 December 10, 2010

Pootie Douche

A verbally pouting and over confident individual.

He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.

by BeerHistory Prof May 7, 2018

Douche Bag

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.

Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....

by raiderjason October 30, 2011

Douche Wall

A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.

"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."

by Darkwater J January 18, 2010

Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.

Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."

by wo7z October 9, 2010

douche masochist

A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.

Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.

by speedshift September 17, 2014

Urban Douche

Someone who defines something wrong on urban dictionary.

Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal

Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche

by 👉😉👈 This guy April 10, 2016