douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.

by kath14<3 September 8, 2010

Douche 'do

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011

Smug douche

One of the douches from Charlottesville, VA. Usually a stuck up person you has decided their shit doesn't stink. Walks around with a stick up their ass complaining nothing.

Rick is one of those UVA smug douches

by Diggerman84 March 5, 2017

douche ganoush

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.

The caller was such a douche ganoush.

by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017

Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery

by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010

The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013