He's not going to get what he wants so instead we've got another 30 minutes of this guy being a total Pootie Douche.
by BeerHistory Prof May 7, 2018
Get the Pootie Douchemug. Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....
Guy 2: What a douche bag....
by raiderjason October 30, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug. "I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."
by Darkwater J January 18, 2010
Get the Douche Wallmug. When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.
Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."
by wo7z October 9, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.
Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.
by speedshift September 17, 2014
Get the douche masochistmug. Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal
Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche
Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche
by 👉😉👈 This guy April 10, 2016
Get the Urban Douchemug. 