landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

Steve-o disease

when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o

he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease

by bochetina November 1, 2022

Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.

“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”

by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019

Bizz disease

When crush over multiple freshman of a class

Eddie had bizz disease in college. Those freshman were cute to him

by Dutch J November 14, 2025

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease But Learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

LOA DISEASE

Late Onset Autism: where your friend slowly becomes more autistic as you know him.

Yo, have you talked to Jake lately? Yeah he has LOA Disease. I know the shit he says makes me think that’s the case.

by stankyhankanddaboyz November 22, 2023