by Devil2810 October 12, 2008
It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.
Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.
by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020
Anti-American terrorist, lives in mommys basement still, cocky, is lucky that there are American men and women giving their lives to protect his right to free speech so that he may slander our country and it's leaders.
by AmericanSoldier February 04, 2010
by Zack McClure January 30, 2009
Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
by A clog March 01, 2007
Level of highness where, when smoking a marijuana joint with 3 or more different kinds of weed, their powers combine to equal something more than the sum of their parts alone; Like Captain Planet.
"Man, I got so baked when I smoked that joint. We used 3 kinds of weed which were only so powerful individually, but with their powers combined, we became, Captain Planet High!!!!"
by Muddy Run October 25, 2006
by jethro jenkins June 14, 2006